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If you ever have to make any life changing decision Masturbate first, things become less stressful after.

If you ever have to make any life changing decision Masturbate first, things become less stressful after.  Actual Advice Mallard

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Read all the ggg and scumbag Steve memes They are full of great advice on how to treat people properly and improperly  Actual Advice Mallard

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No matter how much you think the waitress wants the d She really does want those dollars

No matter how much you think the waitress wants the d She really does want those dollars  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a web developer, don't try and think of new fetish sites There's always thousands of them

If you're a web developer, don't try and think of new fetish sites There's always thousands of them   Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble scooping the ice cream? heat the spoon up under the faucet with hot water.

Having trouble scooping the ice cream? heat the spoon up under the faucet with hot water.  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep posting stuff on reddit eventually you'll get some upvotes

Keep posting stuff on reddit eventually you'll get some upvotes  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you want great advice from redditors Just check out r/Lifeprotips  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get a random boner in public, recite the pledge of allegiance in your head the boner eventually goes away and you are now more patriotic

If you get a random boner in public, recite the pledge of allegiance in your head the boner eventually goes away and you are now more patriotic  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep an extra hoodie in your car that looks good on both guys and girls If a girl needs one you will have a jacket that looks good on her, but she will still know it's yours

Keep an extra hoodie in your car that looks good on both guys and girls If a girl needs one you will have a jacket that looks good on her, but she will still know it's yours  Actual Advice Mallard
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