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When you go to a restaurant Don't ask to go to another booth or table

When you go to a restaurant Don't ask to go to another booth or table Actual Advice Mallard
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if you ever plan on being a whistleblower in the future learn the proper channels and methods beforehand

if you ever plan on being a whistleblower in the future learn the proper channels and methods beforehand Actual Advice Mallard
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Paying cash? Ask for a discount most businesses are happy to oblidge and u can save a lot of money on almost anything in the long run

Paying cash? Ask for a discount most businesses are happy to oblidge and u can save a lot of money on almost anything in the long run Actual Advice Mallard
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If you decide to take back your ex who was cheating on you have them go get an std test first.

If you decide to take back your ex who was cheating on you have them go get an std test first. Actual Advice Mallard
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tell the truth and dont lie to a cop

tell the truth and dont lie to a cop Actual Advice Mallard
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red wine bottle open for a few days too long? add 1 part coke to 2 parts wine for a great cocktail

red wine bottle open for a few days too long? add 1 part coke to 2 parts wine for a great cocktail Actual Advice Mallard
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please crawl low in smoke

please crawl low in smoke Actual Advice Mallard
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jam jar milk. Genius.

jam jar milk. Genius. Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a serious case of the hiccups? Eat a spoonful of peanut butter. They go away quick and it tastes good

Have a serious case of the hiccups? Eat a spoonful of peanut butter. They go away quick and it tastes good Actual Advice Mallard
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Only buy something When you actually have the money to pay it

Only buy something When you actually have the money to pay it Actual Advice Mallard
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