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hit your hand with a hammer often? use a clothes pin to hold the nail so you don't know hit your fingers

hit your hand with a hammer often? use a clothes pin to hold the nail so you don't know hit your fingers Actual Advice Mallard
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Make the first time you have sex special then you can go around fucking all the dumb bitches

Make the first time you have sex special then you can go around fucking all the dumb bitches Actual Advice Mallard
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Held up by a thief at the atm? Enter your pin number backwards. Police will automatically be dispatched.

Held up by a thief at the atm? Enter your pin number backwards. Police will automatically be dispatched. Actual Advice Mallard
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I don't often drink beer... But when I do, it's Dos Equis.

I don't often drink beer... But when I do, it's Dos Equis. Actual Advice Mallard
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faded lines on laser printing? Take out toner and shake it

faded lines on laser printing? Take out toner and shake it Actual Advice Mallard
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This meme is r/LPT's With a duck

This meme is r/LPT's With a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to keep your ice cream in the container soft Put a plastic bag over the container before putting it in the freezer

If you want to keep your ice cream in the container soft Put a plastic bag over the container before putting it in the freezer Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont walk downtown alone at night

Dont walk downtown alone at night Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to Keep Your Wife feeling appreciated Pick four random dates on your calendar to send her flowers, gifts, or cards at work in full view of her coworkers

Want to Keep Your Wife feeling appreciated Pick four random dates on your calendar to send her flowers, gifts, or cards at work in full view of her coworkers Actual Advice Mallard
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The easiest way to get karma is to act like you don't want it at all.

The easiest way to get karma is to act like you don't want it at all. Actual Advice Mallard
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