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Walking in the cold? Listen to fast paced music. It can increase your heart rate, and make you warmer.

Walking in the cold? Listen to fast paced music. It can increase your heart rate, and make you warmer. Actual Advice Mallard
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Lots of mostly-empty beers after party? Wash your hair with them, it'll be silky smooth and shiny

Lots of mostly-empty beers after party? Wash your hair with them, it'll be silky smooth and shiny Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want people to tell others about your music make them feel like they're a part of the creative process. People are naturally self-centered, egotistical creatures who will brag about anything they take part in.

If you want people to tell others about your music make them feel like they're a part of the creative process. People are naturally self-centered, egotistical creatures who will brag about anything they take part in. Actual Advice Mallard
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Too cold to use your phone without your gloves? use your nose

Too cold to use your phone without your gloves? use your nose Actual Advice Mallard
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Tell your BF/GF you got them you got them something, and make them guess They'll automatically guess things they want

Tell your BF/GF you got them you got them something, and make them guess They'll automatically guess things they want Actual Advice Mallard
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When it's icy and snowing out. walk on the snow. You will get better traction and not fall.

When it's icy and snowing out. walk on the snow. You will get better traction and not fall. Actual Advice Mallard
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Telemarketers bothering you? Immediatly tell them you already own their product. Your number will be deleted and they won't call you again.

Telemarketers bothering you? Immediatly tell them you already own their product. Your number will be deleted and they won't call you again. Actual Advice Mallard
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feeling lonely? never stick your dick in crazy

feeling lonely? never stick your dick in crazy Actual Advice Mallard
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Leftover Chicken Wings? bake them in a toaster oven to get them crispy again

Leftover Chicken Wings? bake them in a toaster oven to get them crispy again Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy different colors of clothes you already like.

Buy different colors of clothes you already like. Actual Advice Mallard
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