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To improve music quality on itunes click the box on the top left, the preferences, then playback, the check the sound enhancer, then pull the slider all the way to the right

To improve music quality on itunes click the box on the top left, the preferences, then playback, the check the sound enhancer, then pull the slider all the way to the right Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever make one of these fucking things don't tell people to commit felonies

If you ever make one of these fucking things don't tell people to commit felonies Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't eat the chili at Wendy's They use leftover burnt, then frozen meat from weeks ago to make it

Don't eat the chili at Wendy's They use leftover burnt, then frozen meat from weeks ago to make it Actual Advice Mallard
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When you run out of milk for a bowl of cereal Coffee creamer can be a good replacement

When you run out of milk for a bowl of cereal Coffee creamer can be a good replacement Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to take a dump at a public restroom? Throw some TP in the bowl first and it won't splash your bunghole.

Need to take a dump at a public restroom? Throw some TP in the bowl first and it won't splash your bunghole. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have at least $1 in your account run it as credit you will only be charged $1 immediately and you can fill up your tank. the rest will be charged in 2-3 days

If you have at least $1 in your account run it as credit you will only be charged $1 immediately and you can fill up your tank. the rest will be charged in 2-3 days Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want lots of upvotes Copy a similar meme but change the words slightly

If you want lots of upvotes Copy a similar meme but change the words slightly Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are a fidgety person Try becoming a drummer

If you are a fidgety person Try becoming a drummer Actual Advice Mallard
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POST MEMES TO REDDIT DURING THE DAY IF YOU DO IT DURING THE NIGHT THE AUSTRALIANS WILL JUST DOWNVOTE YOU

POST MEMES TO REDDIT DURING THE DAY IF YOU DO IT DURING THE NIGHT THE AUSTRALIANS WILL JUST DOWNVOTE YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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if you don't want to argue with someone who's picking a fight apologize and agree with their insults, they will wear themselves out

if you don't want to argue with someone who's picking a fight apologize and agree with their insults, they will wear themselves out Actual Advice Mallard
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