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If your last ten bucks comes down to taking a taxi home from the bar, or ordering a pizza walk to the pizza shop, order a pizza delivered to your home and hitch a ride with the delivery guy

If your last ten bucks comes down to taking a taxi home from the bar, or ordering a pizza walk to the pizza shop, order a pizza delivered to your home and hitch a ride with the delivery guy Actual Advice Mallard
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if your kids wants to play with you play with them, because if you don't, you will regret it in the future

if your kids wants to play with you play with them, because if you don't, you will regret it in the future Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep a pitcher of cold water in your refrigerator Because you're too fucking poor to afford to drink soda every day

Keep a pitcher of cold water in your refrigerator Because you're too fucking poor to afford to drink soda every day Actual Advice Mallard
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When ANYONE is talking to you about their problems They're likely not looking for answers, they just want you to listen and empathize.

When ANYONE is talking to you about their problems They're likely not looking for answers, they just want you to listen and empathize. Actual Advice Mallard
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Pick 3 things about her you want to know more about Have 3 topics you are passionate about and ready to speak to

Pick 3 things about her you want to know more about Have 3 topics you are passionate about and ready to speak to Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be an english major.

Don't be an english major. Actual Advice Mallard
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rinsing your hands after using the bathroom is not cleaning them

rinsing your hands after using the bathroom is not cleaning them Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to use your pet to get karma? Use any of these combinations in your title: "this little guy", "found", "saved", "pound", "reacued", "abandoned", "first day home", adopted", and "cakeday"

Want to use your pet to get karma? Use any of these combinations in your title:
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Not sure if you're dreaming or not? Try and read something, if it makes no sense and/or the words keep changing and is generally confusing, it's a dream.

Not sure if you're dreaming or not? Try and read something, if it makes no sense and/or the words keep changing and is generally confusing, it's a dream. Actual Advice Mallard
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Email a copy of your resume to yourself That way you'll have access to it almost anywhere you go.

Email a copy of your resume to yourself That way you'll have access to it almost anywhere you go. Actual Advice Mallard
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