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When you call customer service ask the rep how their day's going, where they're located, and what the weather's like You'll think of them as a person and be more polite, they'll think of you as a person and be more helpful

When you call customer service ask the rep how their day's going, where they're located, and what the weather's like You'll think of them as a person and be more polite, they'll think of you as a person and be more helpful Actual Advice Mallard
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Short people are aware that they are short They don't need to be constantly reminded

Short people are aware that they are short They don't need to be constantly reminded Actual Advice Mallard
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best advice you can get? don't take advice from anonymous people using memes

best advice you can get? don't take advice from anonymous people using memes Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone tells you an embarrassing problem Just Listen and don't give quick advice or they may resent you later

If someone tells you an embarrassing problem Just Listen and don't give quick advice or they may resent you later Actual Advice Mallard
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want to reminisce about the 90's? go to r/nostalgia

want to reminisce about the 90's? go to r/nostalgia Actual Advice Mallard
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Always wipe the seat before using a public restroom So you'll always know whether there's toilet paper /before/ you sit

Always wipe the seat before using a public restroom So you'll always know whether there's toilet paper /before/ you sit Actual Advice Mallard
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In my experience, I've found that if a fellow girl is mad at you And you act like nothing is wrong, they give up being mad.

In my experience, I've found that if a fellow girl is mad at you And you act like nothing is wrong, they give up being mad. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want your girlfriend to steal your laptop to look at reddit Don't unsubscribe from /r/WTF

If you don't want your girlfriend to steal your laptop to look at reddit Don't unsubscribe from /r/WTF Actual Advice Mallard
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IF your Girlfriend says she's horny Fuck her, fuck her now! Find any available empty room and fuck her.

IF your Girlfriend says she's horny Fuck her, fuck her now! Find any available empty room and fuck her. Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking about buying a house with a locked safe? Masturbate 4 times then decide

Thinking about buying a house with a locked safe? Masturbate 4 times then decide Actual Advice Mallard
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