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If you get a deep cut Don't initially go to the Er, instead superglue it shut and put a butterfly bandaid on it. This is exactly what the er will do

If you get a deep cut Don't initially go to the Er, instead superglue it shut and put a butterfly bandaid on it. This is exactly what the er will do Actual Advice Mallard
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WANT TO END STREET VIOLENCE? IMPROVE SCHOOLS. EDUCATED PEOPLE GENERALLY DON'T SHOOT EACH OTHER.

WANT TO END STREET VIOLENCE? IMPROVE SCHOOLS. EDUCATED PEOPLE GENERALLY DON'T SHOOT EACH OTHER. Actual Advice Mallard
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Sent your engagement ring for resizing? tie a string around your finger. You'll instantly remember that you didn't lose it!

Sent your engagement ring for resizing? tie a string around your finger. You'll instantly remember that you didn't lose it! Actual Advice Mallard
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When Making a Powerpoint Presentation Worry about the background last

When Making a Powerpoint Presentation Worry about the background last Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get past the activation of the cell phone? So if you are on the "welcome to DROID" screen... touch the corners of the screen in the following order: top left, top right, bottom right, bottom left.

Want to get past the activation of the cell phone? So if you are on the
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Can't figure out what meme to use? Phrase your text as a suggestion and just use this one!

Can't figure out what meme to use? Phrase your text as a suggestion and just use this one! Actual Advice Mallard
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Wikipedia is a credible source Only when the page is locked

Wikipedia is a credible source Only when the page is locked Actual Advice Mallard
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you're a moron if you don't already know half the shit I have been saying lately

you're a moron if you don't already know half the shit I have been saying lately Actual Advice Mallard
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stack your dirty dishes in an organized pile the tidy pile will make the job of doing the dishes seem smaller

stack your dirty dishes in an organized pile the tidy pile will make the job of doing the dishes seem smaller Actual Advice Mallard
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When using an air-dryer to dry your hands Rub them together quickly as if you're washing your hands with the air

When using an air-dryer to dry your hands Rub them together quickly as if you're washing your hands with the air Actual Advice Mallard
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