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If you want to raise your children to become good persons spend time with them rather than money

If you want to raise your children to become good persons spend time with them rather than money Actual Advice Mallard
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Worried about the government spying on your search history? Use DuckDuckGo.com instead

Worried about the government spying on your search history? Use DuckDuckGo.com instead Actual Advice Mallard
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If an attractive, single woman has a crush on a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance she hasn't asked him out because she doesn't think she's attractive.

If an attractive, single woman has a crush on a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance she hasn't asked him out because she doesn't think she's attractive. Actual Advice Mallard
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Pep talks are like a commodity The more you have of them, the less they're worth

Pep talks are like a commodity The more you have of them, the less they're worth Actual Advice Mallard
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To prevent someone from giving you a fake number Call them right after you get the number and say that you are calling so that they can save your number too.

To prevent someone from giving you a fake number Call them right after you get the number and say that you are calling so that they can save your number too. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your eyes are irritating you and you don't have eye drops wet a folded paper towel and carefully squeeze droplets out into your eye

If your eyes are irritating you and you don't have eye drops wet a folded paper towel and carefully squeeze droplets out into your eye Actual Advice Mallard
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if it's raining out and puddles form on the side of the road Slow down and avoid them when passing pedestrians

if it's raining out and puddles form on the side of the road Slow down and avoid them when passing pedestrians Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't complain about bad tippers. It makes you look jealous and greedy.

Don't complain about bad tippers. It makes you look jealous and greedy. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you owe someone money, Give them cash instead of a check.

If you owe someone money, Give them cash instead of a check. Actual Advice Mallard
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When dating someone new, take every chance to get to know and be affable around their friends. everyone loves dating someone their friends like.

When dating someone new, take every chance to get to know and be affable around their friends. everyone loves dating someone their friends like. Actual Advice Mallard
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