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If you want to date You got to lose weight

If you want to date You got to lose weight  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't make him turn date rape into homicide

Don't make him turn date rape into homicide   Actual Advice Mallard

ATM machine ask if you want to check your balance? Don't do it, there is a fee, even if you don't end up withdrawing money

ATM machine ask if you want to check your balance? Don't do it, there is a fee, even if you don't end up withdrawing money   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Read Cosmo

 Don't Read Cosmo  Actual Advice Mallard

Got a stuffy nose? Try fapping!

Got a stuffy nose? Try fapping!  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep a trash can in your bathroom. Tampons don't flush well.

Keep a trash can in your bathroom. Tampons don't flush well.  Actual Advice Mallard

Dear Technologically Impaired Duck I set up computer classes for you, starting monday. You welcome.

Dear Technologically Impaired Duck I set up computer classes for you, starting monday. You welcome.  Actual Advice Mallard

Drinking a glass of water with baking soda Will help heartburn, indigestion, or hiccups

Drinking a glass of water with baking soda Will help heartburn, indigestion, or hiccups  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're reading a book on any ios device Take a screenshot to save the page you were on

If you're reading a book on any ios device Take a screenshot to save the page you were on  Actual Advice Mallard

Mold on your shower tiles? Use a little vodka in a spray bottle, the alcohol kills the mold.

Mold on your shower tiles? Use a little vodka in a spray bottle, the alcohol kills the mold.  Actual Advice Mallard
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