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You wanna know how to get easy karma? Find something you want and make a one percent cat meme about it.

You wanna know how to get easy karma? Find something you want and make a one percent cat meme about it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Need air freshener for the bathroom? Buy matchbooks. They're cheaper, last longer, and are more effective.

Need air freshener for the bathroom? Buy matchbooks. They're cheaper, last longer, and are more effective. Actual Advice Mallard
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when booking a flight ask for emergency exit seats for more legroom

when booking a flight ask for emergency exit seats for more legroom Actual Advice Mallard
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Press Control shift escape to open task manager

Press Control shift escape to open task manager Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want your egg shells to fall in the pan Try cracking the egg on a flat surface instead of the side of the pan

If you don't want your egg shells to fall in the pan Try cracking the egg on a flat surface instead of the side of the pan Actual Advice Mallard
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If it has tires or tits It's gonna be high maintenance

If it has tires or tits It's gonna be high maintenance Actual Advice Mallard
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out of lube use vinegar

out of lube use vinegar Actual Advice Mallard
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A scared man gets no pussy

A scared man gets no pussy Actual Advice Mallard
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Tell Jehovah's Witnesses politely that you do not want them to call back to your house You'll get put on a list and when they're in the area, they'll skip your door.

Tell Jehovah's Witnesses politely that you do not want them to call back to your house You'll get put on a list and when they're in the area, they'll skip your door. Actual Advice Mallard
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Freeze Leftover bacon now, For insta-bacon later

Freeze Leftover bacon now, For insta-bacon later Actual Advice Mallard
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