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Stop making sweeping generalizations about people and get to know them individually

Stop making sweeping generalizations about people and get to know them individually

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Cold sleeping at night wear some fucking clothes

Cold sleeping at night wear some fucking clothes  Actual Advice Mallard

In the event of a power outage, use a telephone with a cord Telephone lines are seperate from power lines

In the event of a power outage, use a telephone with a cord Telephone lines are seperate from power lines  Actual Advice Mallard

Convince roommate the university monitors all explicit internet traffic Never akwardly walk in on him masturbating

Convince roommate the university monitors all explicit internet traffic Never akwardly walk in on him masturbating  Actual Advice Mallard

if you really want to post an image you found on the internet run it through karmadecay.com first if you want to avoid making a repost

if you really want to post an image you found on the internet run it through karmadecay.com first if you want to avoid making a repost  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have heartburn at night sleep on your left side

If you have heartburn at night sleep on your left side   Actual Advice Mallard

If you are an atheist and don't want to see the many Facebook ads that Christians are directing at you report it as misleading. It will lower their quality score and you won't have to see it again.

If you are an atheist and don't want to see the many Facebook ads that Christians are directing at you report it as misleading. It will lower their quality score and you won't have to see it again.  Actual Advice Mallard

Every woman has a pussy every pussy has a cunt

Every woman has a pussy every pussy has a cunt  Actual Advice Mallard

If you or someone you know may be involved in a mass tragedy, send text messages instead of making phone calls The phone lines get busy fast and people will have trouble getting through, but the text messages will still work.

If you or someone you know may be involved in a mass tragedy, send text messages instead of making phone calls The phone lines get busy fast and people will have trouble getting through, but the text messages will still work.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't make jokes about the Boston Bombings It's a dick move and you'll be downvoted to hell for it

Don't make jokes about the Boston Bombings It's a dick move and you'll be downvoted to hell for it  Actual Advice Mallard
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