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Masturbate before texting your crush it relieves the stress, clears your mind and safes you from sounding like a total moron

Masturbate before texting your crush it relieves the stress, clears your mind and safes you from sounding like a total moron Actual Advice Mallard
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stale bread? Give it to me

stale bread? Give it to me Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take a hard class Just because you like the teacher

Don't take a hard class Just because you like the teacher Actual Advice Mallard
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put the pizza in the oven set fo 350 when it is done heating up the pizza will taste freshly baked

put the pizza in the oven set fo 350 when it is done heating up the pizza will taste freshly baked Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't jack off when other people are home

Don't jack off when other people are home Actual Advice Mallard
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If you leave men subtle hints we will not notice them

If you leave men subtle hints we will not notice them Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't get married

Don't get married Actual Advice Mallard
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If you still think about her after masturbating There is a high chance she is "The One"

If you still think about her after masturbating There is a high chance she is
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Want to quit smoking? Switch to american spirits or a non additive cigarette a few months before you actually quit. Takes care of the added chemical addiction.

Want to quit smoking? Switch to american spirits or a non additive cigarette a few months before you actually quit. Takes care of the added chemical addiction. Actual Advice Mallard
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