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Buy your freshly made sandwiches from the deli counter at your local grocery store They are cheaper, better quality, fresher, and you have a better selection of chips/drinks

Buy your freshly made sandwiches from the deli counter at your local grocery store They are cheaper, better quality, fresher, and you have a better selection of chips/drinks Actual Advice Mallard
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No tattoo is way cooler than half a tattoo Wait until you can afford it and do it al at once

No tattoo is way cooler than half a tattoo Wait until you can afford it and do it al at once Actual Advice Mallard
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don't litter people will hate you

don't litter people will hate you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want to finish your drink before the food arrives, order a drink you don't like

If you don't want to finish your drink before the food arrives, order a drink you don't like Actual Advice Mallard
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When the car infront of you breaks too fast and the car behind you looks like it has a chance of hitting you flash your emergency lights as it signals to them that they might have to start breaking sooner before they slam into you

When the car infront of you breaks too fast and the car behind you looks like it has a chance of hitting you flash your emergency lights as it signals to them that they might have to start breaking sooner before they slam into you Actual Advice Mallard
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You will lose money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money

You will lose money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money Actual Advice Mallard
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Looking to find a mate? Clean your home. The nesting instinct is real, and a clean home says loads about you

Looking to find a mate? Clean your home. The nesting instinct is real, and a clean home says loads about you Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't buy the Xbox1 if you don't like it. Terrible sales will teach Microsoft To MaKe A cOnSoLe for the GaMeRs

Don't buy the Xbox1 if you don't like it. Terrible sales will teach Microsoft To MaKe A cOnSoLe for the GaMeRs Actual Advice Mallard
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If you dont want your Xbox to spy on you Unplug it when you're not using it.

If you dont want your Xbox to spy on you Unplug it when you're not using it. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want the NSA to read your messages, use a handwriting+sharing app. Handwriting cannot be searched, and the NSA doesn't have the manpower to read everything.

If you don't want the NSA to read your messages, use a handwriting+sharing app. Handwriting cannot be searched, and the NSA doesn't have the manpower to read everything. Actual Advice Mallard
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