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SUBMIT A SELFIE TO R/RATEME THEY GIVE 8'S AND 9'S TO EVERYBODY.

SUBMIT A SELFIE TO R/RATEME THEY GIVE 8'S AND 9'S TO EVERYBODY.  Actual Advice Mallard

When you ask your friend to share their music with you, don't criticize their taste and ask them to change songs.

When you ask your friend to share their music with you, don't criticize their taste and ask them to change songs.   Actual Advice Mallard

Me: That's the side effect of being a woman Her: Women don't have side effects. They are flawless

Me: That's the side effect of being a woman Her: Women don't have side effects. They are flawless  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone is trusting enough to leave their phone lying around don't look through it

if someone is trusting enough to leave their phone lying around don't look through it  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take advice from internet ducks

Don't take advice   from internet ducks  Actual Advice Mallard

want to be quiet when taking a piss, but don't want to miss? place toilet paper inside the toilet, and pee on that.

want to be quiet when taking a piss, but don't want to miss? place toilet paper inside the toilet, and pee on that.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't passively aggressively post on reddit sit down and talk about your problems before they get any worse

Don't passively aggressively post on reddit sit down and talk about your problems before they get any worse  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't give animals heartworm medication before getting them tested If they ARE infected, the meds will kill them not save them

Don't give animals heartworm medication before getting them tested If they ARE infected, the meds will kill them not save them  Actual Advice Mallard

Most Redditors browse Reddit on mobile devices No need to upload a 4mb jpeg

Most Redditors browse Reddit on mobile devices No need to upload a 4mb jpeg  Actual Advice Mallard

Always check the toilet paper before taking a shit

Always check the toilet paper before taking a shit  Actual Advice Mallard
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