Actual Advice Mallard

Don't give bad news to anyone, unless they need to know it.

Don't give bad news to anyone, unless they need to know it.  Actual Advice Mallard

have the hiccups? one spoonful of vinegar

have the hiccups? one spoonful of vinegar   Actual Advice Mallard

Irregardless is not a word.

Irregardless is not a word.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight? Get off reddit and go exercise.

Want to lose weight?  Get off reddit and go exercise.   Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T USE LIQUID SOAP AS A PERSONAL LUBRICANT YOUR PENIS WILL GET SCALY AND FLAKY LIKE A REPTILE

DON'T USE LIQUID SOAP AS A PERSONAL LUBRICANT YOUR PENIS WILL GET SCALY AND FLAKY LIKE A REPTILE  Actual Advice Mallard

Wear compression shorts They help hide embarrassing boners

Wear compression shorts They help hide embarrassing boners  Actual Advice Mallard

Designated drive for anyone who askes you, if you haven't been drinking It could save a life and one day they may return the favor.

Designated drive for anyone who askes you, if you haven't been drinking It could save a life and one day they may return the favor.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get a compliment give a compliment

If you get a compliment give a compliment  Actual Advice Mallard

If a guy asks you out and you don't want to date him tell him yourself, he'll appreciate it a lot more

If a guy asks you out and you don't want to date him tell him yourself, he'll appreciate it a lot more   Actual Advice Mallard

Parallel parking in front of a store? Watch your reflection in the store window. You get a side view of how much room you have.

Parallel parking in front of a store? Watch your reflection in the store window. You get a side view of how much room you have.  Actual Advice Mallard
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