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If she's willing to cheat with you she's more than likely willing to cheat on you

If she's willing to cheat with you she's more than likely willing to cheat on you Actual Advice Mallard
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dont make your reddit username your actual name, you will regret it

dont make your reddit username your actual name, you will regret it Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking of sitting at home and playing video games? Masturbate in the bathroom, and then decide if it is still a good idea.

Thinking of sitting at home and playing video games? Masturbate in the bathroom, and then decide if it is still a good idea. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are about to masturbate in the livingroom Masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it is still a good idea

If you are about to masturbate in the livingroom Masturbate in the bathroom and then decide if it is still a good idea Actual Advice Mallard
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If you lead woman on you're going to get lead the fuck on

If you lead woman on you're going to get lead the fuck on Actual Advice Mallard
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If you leak onto your pants after going Splash some more water around it so it looks like you got carried away thoroughly washing your hands.

If you leak onto your pants after going Splash some more water around it so it looks like you got carried away thoroughly washing your hands. Actual Advice Mallard
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when chewing gum hang on to the wrapper you'll be glad you did when you're done with the gum but there's no trashcan in sight

when chewing gum hang on to the wrapper you'll be glad you did when you're done with the gum but there's no trashcan in sight Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're too poor to pay for another person Don't get married

If you're too poor to pay for another person Don't get married Actual Advice Mallard
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If your ideology can be explained in a facebook photo You should stay away from political discussions

If your ideology can be explained in a facebook photo You should stay away from political discussions Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're downtown and have to poop hotel bathrooms on the conference levels tend to be the cleanest, the bar is second choice for the obvious reasons.

If you're downtown and have to poop hotel bathrooms on the conference levels tend to be the cleanest, the bar is second choice for the obvious reasons. Actual Advice Mallard
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