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if you want karma you should have your dad give you advice on women

if you want karma  you should have your dad give you advice on women  Actual Advice Mallard

Exam week? get off reddit

Exam week? get off reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Just don't get anyone pregnant.

Just don't get anyone pregnant.    Actual Advice Mallard

Shower head clogged? Fill a bag with vinegar and put it on the shower head then tie it. Leave it there for about 15 minutes and it will be as good as new

 Shower head clogged? Fill a bag with vinegar and put it on the shower head then tie it. Leave it there for about 15 minutes and it  will be as good as new  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want 2-ply toilet paper, and your roommate buys 1-ply Fold before you wipe. Now you have 2-ply toilet paper.

If you want 2-ply toilet paper, and your roommate buys 1-ply Fold before you wipe. Now you have 2-ply toilet paper.  Actual Advice Mallard

Do good in high school you'll get scholarships and increase your chances of getting into a good university.

Do good in high school you'll get scholarships and increase your chances of getting into a good university.  Actual Advice Mallard

When texting a girl you like, text another girl as well You will seem less desperate and if it does not work with the first girl you will still have someone to text

When texting a girl you like, text another girl as well You will seem less desperate and if it does not work with the first girl you will still have someone to text   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use your brights if your driving during a snowtorm Use your low beams, otherwise the reflection is blinding

Don't use your brights if your driving during a snowtorm Use your low beams, otherwise the reflection is blinding  Actual Advice Mallard

park your car on the left side of an one way street it won't get buried in snow by plows

park your car on the left side of an one way street it won't get buried in snow by plows  Actual Advice Mallard

Only lend money that you don't expect to get back

Only lend money that you don't expect to get back  Actual Advice Mallard
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