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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack  EVERYBODY  Actual Advice Mallard

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LOL i saw this on funnyjunk.com you should check it out ;)  Actual Advice Mallard

When someone thanks you Instead of replying "you're welcome", say "my pleasure"

When someone thanks you Instead of replying

If you're cold outside breathe through your nose instead of your mouth Your nostrils are made to heat up air entering your lungs, your mouth isn't

If you're cold outside breathe through your nose instead of your mouth Your nostrils are made to heat up air entering your lungs, your mouth isn't  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to drive the speed limit get out of the passing lane

If you're going to drive the speed limit get out of the passing lane  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy any tv you can afford to at walmart next paycheck return the tv and buy one for $100 more or whatever you can afford, never keep tv more than 90 days and use it as an emergency fund

Buy any tv you can afford to at walmart next paycheck return the tv and buy one for $100 more or whatever you can afford, never keep tv more than 90 days and use it as an emergency fund  Actual Advice Mallard

use your hands to squeegee the water off your body you will dry quicker and your towel will dry faster

use your hands to squeegee the water off your body you will dry quicker and your towel will dry faster  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to browse Reddit with a more balanced sorce of news? Browse /r/politics+Republican+PoliticalDiscussion

Want  to browse Reddit with a more balanced sorce of news? Browse /r/politics+Republican+PoliticalDiscussion  Actual Advice Mallard

nothing good happens after 2am

 nothing good happens after 2am  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a headache? Fap

Have a headache? Fap  Actual Advice Mallard
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