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Getting tired of a song? Listen to it before a big exam.

Getting tired of a song? Listen to it before a big exam.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ask someone out and they say they're busy If they're interested they will follow it up by saying when they're free.

If you ask someone out and they say they're busy If they're interested they will follow it up by saying when they're free.  Actual Advice Mallard

The best way to learn to fix something Is by taking it apart and putting it back together.

The best way to learn to fix something  Is by taking it apart and putting it back together.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're the only girl at a party You should probably go home

If you're the only girl at a party You should probably go home  Actual Advice Mallard

Add salt to the water when it's very hot It will bring the water to a boil faster, and make your pasta extra tasty

Add salt to the water when it's very hot It will bring the water to a boil faster, and make your pasta extra tasty   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't spend three days in a sauna You might die

Don't spend three days in a sauna You might die  Actual Advice Mallard

got a tow away warning sticker on your car? use goo gone and a razor

got a tow away warning sticker on your car? use goo gone and a razor  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want to wake up to a sea of purple links? Don't go on Reddit so damn often

Don't want to wake up to a sea of purple links? Don't go on Reddit so damn often  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't afford a pet Don't get a pet

If you can't afford a pet Don't get a pet  Actual Advice Mallard

My beak Is a dog's face

My beak Is a dog's face  Actual Advice Mallard
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