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Don't buy a fucking textbook until it's absolutely necessary

Don't buy a fucking textbook until it's absolutely necessary Actual Advice Mallard
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go masturbate see how badly you want him/her afterwards

go masturbate see how badly you want him/her afterwards Actual Advice Mallard
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The hardest conversations in life Are usually the most important

The hardest conversations in life Are usually the most important Actual Advice Mallard
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if you think you have hypochondira you're right

if you think you have hypochondira you're right Actual Advice Mallard
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Use a small denomination bill for a bookmark if you get bored or busy and don't finish the book, you'll have a pleasant reward for when you go back to finish it later.

Use a small denomination bill for a bookmark if you get bored or busy and don't finish the book, you'll have a pleasant reward for when you go back to finish it later. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want the murder of your girlfriend to look like a burglary gone wrong you have to first make it look like a burglary

If you want the murder of your girlfriend to look like a burglary gone wrong you have to first make it look like a burglary Actual Advice Mallard
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If the tab on your zipper breaks Use a paperclip to replace it

If the tab on your zipper breaks Use a paperclip to replace it Actual Advice Mallard
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Never buy a car that's less than two years old They depreciate most in value during this time period

Never buy a car that's less than two years old They depreciate most in value during this time period Actual Advice Mallard
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The child that you were never goes away You just add new things to it

The child that you were never goes away You just add new things to it Actual Advice Mallard
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Have writer's block? Start typing in random nonsense until your brain acclimates to creative writing

Have writer's block? Start typing in random nonsense until your brain acclimates to creative writing Actual Advice Mallard
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