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Use a woman's razor to shave your balls It's almost impossible to cut yourself, and they'll be silky smooth

Use a woman's razor to shave your balls It's almost impossible to cut yourself, and they'll be silky smooth  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are copying text from the internet that pastes in a weird format paste it in the address bar first and copy it from there to remove formatting

If you are copying text from the internet that pastes in a weird format paste it in the address bar first and copy it from there to remove formatting  Actual Advice Mallard

Make sure you pee before you masturbate

Make sure you pee before you masturbate   Actual Advice Mallard

When making a meme always put a black outline around the text

When making a meme always put a black outline around the text  Actual Advice Mallard

1. Get REddit enhancement suite 2. create a second reddit account 3. unsubscribe from everything 4. only subscribe to your favorite NSFW subreddits 5. Enjoy

1. Get REddit enhancement suite 
2. create a second reddit account
3. unsubscribe from everything 4. only subscribe to your favorite NSFW subreddits
5. Enjoy  Actual Advice Mallard

When you get drunk go on reddit

When you get drunk go on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

If your haven't been a very jealous person in previous relationships but are now break up - jealousy doesn't go away. So either your feeling is right or it will ruin your relationship eventually anyway

If your haven't been a very jealous person in previous relationships but are now break up - jealousy doesn't go away. So either your feeling is right or it will ruin your relationship eventually anyway  Actual Advice Mallard

seriously, Don't buy the the XBox one

seriously, Don't buy the the XBox one  Actual Advice Mallard

if you disagree with a Reddit comment Don't fucking downvote it before replying. Downvote only if you think it's irrelevant or very lame.

if you disagree with a Reddit comment Don't fucking downvote it before replying. Downvote only if you think it's irrelevant or very lame.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't leave your work to be finished by someone else.

Don't leave your work to be finished by someone else.   Actual Advice Mallard
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