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Look at the prizes from the side glass panes The front pane is distorted and not actually accurate

Look at the prizes from the side glass panes The front pane is distorted and not actually accurate Actual Advice Mallard
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If you feel sick, lie on your right If you have gas, lie on your left your stomach's exit is on its right side

If you feel sick, lie on your right If you have gas, lie on your left your stomach's exit is on its right side Actual Advice Mallard
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Fuck the duck until exploded

Fuck the duck until exploded Actual Advice Mallard
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hide a house key in your garage so you don't get locked out if the door accidently closed on you when you take out the garbage

hide a house key in your garage so you don't get locked out if the door accidently closed on you when you take out the garbage Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're white Don't go to black barber shops

If you're white Don't go to black barber shops Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't put your tongue against metal, frozen things.

Don't put your tongue against metal, frozen things. Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of listing your IQ in an argument use your intelligence to make a good point

Instead of listing your IQ in an argument use your intelligence to make a good point Actual Advice Mallard
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If you enjoy audio books See if your local library has a digital service rather then joining audible

If you enjoy audio books See if your local library has a digital service rather then joining audible Actual Advice Mallard
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Even if you are driving 1 kilometer per hour over the speed limit You are the "slower traffic" that those signs are telling to stay to the right

Even if you are driving 1 kilometer per hour over the speed limit You are the
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If you cant figure out your crush over text. Don't text them that much. Make it normal to call. You will gain more ground and be able to understand them more

If you cant figure out your crush over text. Don't text them that much. Make it normal to call. You will gain more ground and be able to understand them more Actual Advice Mallard
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