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Clicking a link with the middle mouse button/scroll wheel. Will open it in a new tab.

Clicking a link with the middle mouse button/scroll wheel. Will open it in a new tab.  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont eat at KFC

 Dont eat at KFC  Actual Advice Mallard

The optimum time to post on reddit is when you are funny or intelligent.

The optimum time to post on reddit is when you are funny or intelligent.  Actual Advice Mallard

Feeling depressed? Go see a physician and don't downplay your symptoms.

Feeling depressed? Go see a physician and don't downplay your symptoms.  Actual Advice Mallard

Whenever you guess a womans age guess at least five years less than what you really think

Whenever you guess a womans age guess at least five years less than what you really think  Actual Advice Mallard

Hands sappy from carrying your christmas tree? Rub some peanut butter on them

Hands sappy from carrying your christmas tree? Rub some peanut butter on them  Actual Advice Mallard

Do you have a funny joke that you want to share with reddit but also you want link karma? Just post it on facebook then take a screenshot

Do you have a funny joke that you want to share with reddit but also you want link karma? Just post it on facebook then take a screenshot  Actual Advice Mallard

If the toilet seat is too cold sit with your boxers on for 30 seconds, then go in for the kill

If the toilet seat is too cold sit with your boxers on for 30 seconds, then go in for the kill  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't have a humidifier and you have dry skin cough or an irritated nose Put a bowl of water in the room and it should help

Don't have a humidifier and you have dry skin cough or an irritated nose Put a bowl of water in the room and it should help  Actual Advice Mallard

send them to r/wtf so they don't come back

send them to r/wtf so they don't come back  Actual Advice Mallard
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