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if you are having trouble feeling the vibration when you get a text create a custom vibration that is just 2 long vibrations and i guarantee you wont miss another text

if you are having trouble feeling the vibration when you get a text create a custom vibration that is just 2 long vibrations and i guarantee you wont miss another text Actual Advice Mallard
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if your psycho ex you haven't talked to since breakup unexpectedly wishes you happy birthday on your birthday don't reply

if your psycho ex you haven't talked to since breakup unexpectedly wishes you happy birthday on your birthday don't reply Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to be drug tested and will fail do every drug you can find so they are all positive, it will look like a lab error

If you have to be drug tested and will fail do every drug you can find so they are all positive, it will look like a lab error Actual Advice Mallard
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Women don't dress to impress men They wear whatever they want to, because they're fully realized human beings with free will and not just something for you to ogle, asshole

Women don't dress to impress men They wear whatever they want to, because they're fully realized human beings with free will and not just something for you to ogle, asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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Clean Your damn apartment

Clean Your damn apartment Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're furiously masterbating lock your room door

if you're furiously masterbating lock your room door Actual Advice Mallard
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You have two ears and one mouth Listen twice as much as you speak

You have two ears and one mouth Listen twice as much as you speak Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get an unwanted boner at an unfortunate time flex your thighs, it will redirect the blood flow away from your penis

If you get an unwanted boner at an unfortunate time flex your thighs, it will redirect the blood flow away from your penis Actual Advice Mallard
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if she seems a little crazy at first she will be a lot crazy later

if she seems a little crazy at first she will be a lot crazy later Actual Advice Mallard
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if your gf/bf cheats end the relationship that breach of trust will damage the relationship enough that you'll never be able to trust them again

if your gf/bf cheats end the relationship that breach of trust will damage the relationship enough that you'll never be able to trust them again Actual Advice Mallard
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