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If you have to shit on a roadtrip Go to a Hotel

If you have to shit on a roadtrip Go to a Hotel  Actual Advice Mallard

Ask a girl out on your birthday not only will she be more inclined to say yes, but you will remember anniversaries easier

Ask a girl out on your birthday not only will she be more inclined to say yes, but you will remember anniversaries easier   Actual Advice Mallard

tired ofeating Cheetos and getting orange stuff on your fingers use chopsticks

tired ofeating Cheetos and getting orange stuff on your fingers use chopsticks  Actual Advice Mallard

Shave your three day beard Your "beard" isn't as attractive as you think it is

Shave your three day beard Your

Looking for new subreddits to lurk? Browse /r/bestof

Looking for new subreddits to lurk?  Browse /r/bestof  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're jacking off in your room while your parents are home, Wear sweatpants: They make a lot less noise when being pulled up in a hurry.

If you're jacking off in your room while your parents are home, Wear sweatpants:  They make a  lot less noise when being pulled up in a hurry.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're a smoker buy your own fucking cigarettes

if you're a smoker buy your own fucking cigarettes  Actual Advice Mallard

Stay away from reddit

 Stay away from reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you add your 'interests' on Omegle you avoid all of the perverts and teenage girls

If you add your 'interests' on Omegle you avoid all of the perverts and teenage girls  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't click on the comments of any "TIL" their April Fools joke is unbelievably terrible and annoying

Don't click on the comments of any
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