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Keep your account secret your friends may post things on your account to make you look like an ass.

Keep your account secret your friends may post things on your account to make you look like an ass. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MORE MONEY SELLING YOUR HOUSE PUT AN EMPTY LOCKED SAFE IN THE BASEMENT

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MORE MONEY SELLING YOUR HOUSE PUT AN EMPTY LOCKED SAFE IN THE BASEMENT Actual Advice Mallard
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When asked what food you ordered Fucking answer and don't look dumbfounded.

When asked what food you ordered Fucking answer and don't look dumbfounded. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tell girls you hate being touched They'll do it all the time because they think it annoys you

Tell girls you hate being touched They'll do it all the time because they think it annoys you Actual Advice Mallard
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the first bit of ash goes on top of the can

the first bit of ash goes on top of the can Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone tries trolling you via internet/text Use r/spacedicks to troll them right back

If someone tries trolling you via internet/text Use r/spacedicks to troll them right back Actual Advice Mallard
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don't commit mass shootings

don't commit mass shootings Actual Advice Mallard
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if you need to find an honest mechanic ask a clerk at a major car parts store

if you need to find an honest mechanic ask a clerk at a major car parts store Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're about to get laid pee first

if you're about to get laid pee first Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand redditors redditors understand redditors and they hate each other

Don't try to understand redditors redditors understand redditors and they hate each other Actual Advice Mallard
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