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Put a text file in the root folder of your flash drive with your contact info so people can return it to you

Put a text file in the root folder of your flash drive with your contact info so people can return it to you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're lost and need directions and you see a pizza place that delivers go inside and ask their drivers they will know the area better than anyone

if you're lost and need directions and you see a pizza place that delivers go inside and ask their drivers they will know the area better than anyone Actual Advice Mallard
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When negotiating on the phone, never pace. You'll sound nervous. Instead, put your feet up on your desk, and take a deep breath first

When negotiating on the phone, never pace. You'll sound nervous. Instead, put your feet up on your desk, and take a deep breath first Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want others to respect you you need to respect yourself first

if you want others to respect you you need to respect yourself first Actual Advice Mallard
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When posting a link on reddit make it appeal to /new

When posting a link on reddit make it appeal to /new Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to poop in public and dont want it to make a sound Put toilet paper down in the toilet to avoid a splash

Need to poop in public and dont want it to make a sound Put toilet paper down in the toilet to avoid a splash Actual Advice Mallard
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If your wife or girlfriend is having cramps, try having sex with her The sexual contact may help relieve her cramps, and you get to have sex

If your wife or girlfriend is having cramps, try having sex with her The sexual contact may help relieve her cramps, and you get to have sex Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to impress your girlfriend? Bring treats to her work. Her co-workers will rave about you while they are eating the goods.

Want to impress your girlfriend? Bring treats to her work. Her co-workers will rave about you while they are eating the goods. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you create your resume, make a new email of just your name you can have it forward to yours, and it looks much more professional

When you create your resume, make a new email of just your name you can have it forward to yours, and it looks much more professional Actual Advice Mallard
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In gmail, filter the phrase 'unsubscribe' to trash You won't get spam again

In gmail, filter the phrase 'unsubscribe' to trash You won't get spam again Actual Advice Mallard
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