Actual Advice Mallard

If you are travelling via greyhound bus take a shower first

If you are travelling via greyhound bus take a shower first  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to get rid of some old furniture? Contact your local charitable organizations. They will come pick it up from you and donate it to those in need.

Want to get rid of some old furniture? Contact your local charitable organizations. They will come pick it up from you and donate it to those in need.   Actual Advice Mallard

if you're a man, don't post tips on how to treat women you'll just mess up and look sexist

if you're a man, don't post tips on how to treat women you'll just mess up and look sexist  Actual Advice Mallard

Make time to get official medical training You never know when it may come in handy, and you may even save a life.

Make time to get official medical training You never know when it may come in handy, and you may even save a life.  Actual Advice Mallard

Consumerism is a horrible societal paradigm because it promotes selfishness and denigrates empathy. Its goal is for everyone to believe that thousands of trivial decisions outweigh one act of defiance or one act of magnanimity.

Consumerism is a horrible societal paradigm because it promotes selfishness and denigrates empathy.  Its goal is for everyone to believe that thousands of trivial decisions outweigh one act of defiance or one act of magnanimity.  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy two different types of boxer shorts: white and colors Then you get clean underwear in every load of laundry

Buy two different types of boxer shorts: white and colors Then you get clean underwear in every load of laundry  Actual Advice Mallard

Take a hot shower when you have a sunburn It hurts, but it opens your pores and allows your skin to breathe making the aloe feel even better and your burn to feel better in the morning

Take a hot shower when you have a sunburn It hurts, but it opens your pores and allows your skin to breathe making the aloe feel even better and your burn to feel better in the morning  Actual Advice Mallard

stop posting this fucking duck or mallard or whatever the fuck this is

stop posting this fucking duck or mallard or whatever the fuck this is  Actual Advice Mallard

You wanna know how to get easy karma? Just take a picture from r/pics and caption it.

You wanna know how to get easy karma? Just take a picture from r/pics and caption it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never eat anything Bigger than your head

Never eat anything Bigger than your head  Actual Advice Mallard
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