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If you are in Boston contemplating committing a crime and have skin pigment more than an albino Give it a few days

If you are in Boston contemplating committing a crime and have skin pigment more than an albino Give it a few days Actual Advice Mallard
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get a part time job serving tables it will force you to be more social and you will make money

get a part time job serving tables it will force you to be more social and you will make money Actual Advice Mallard
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if an s.o. threans suicide if you break up with them break up with them

if an s.o. threans suicide if you break up with them break up with them Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't feed your infant honey, it is a risk factor for infant botulism.

Don't feed your infant honey, it is a risk factor for infant botulism. Actual Advice Mallard
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DON'T GET MARRIED YOU'LL SAVE A METRIC FUCKTON OF MONEY

DON'T GET MARRIED YOU'LL SAVE A METRIC FUCKTON OF MONEY Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see a workout plan online, don't just like/upvote it Make it your computer background so you see it and will be reminded to follow it

If you see a workout plan online, don't just like/upvote it Make it your computer background so you see it and will be reminded to follow it Actual Advice Mallard
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DON'T START CRACKING YOUR KNUCKLES ONCE YOU POP YOU JUST CAN'T STOP

DON'T START CRACKING YOUR KNUCKLES ONCE YOU POP YOU JUST CAN'T STOP Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of asking someone to site their source, google it that's what they're going to do anyway, it will save you time

Instead of asking someone to site their source, google it that's what they're going to do anyway, it will save you time Actual Advice Mallard
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When making a right turn at a red light always stop before the crosswalk you might not see that there are people crossing

When making a right turn at a red light always stop before the crosswalk you might not see that there are people crossing Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of spiting religious friends and trying to embarrass them online with screenshots of their facebook posts accept that not everyone shares the same beliefs as you and learn to appreciate their positive qualities

Instead of spiting religious friends and trying to embarrass them online with screenshots of their facebook posts accept that not everyone shares the same beliefs as you and learn to appreciate their positive qualities Actual Advice Mallard
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