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Don't talk about reddit around people you know don't go on reddit

Don't talk about reddit around people you know don't go on reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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You dumped your boyfriend? Move on, he only wants to stay friends because he still believes he can have sex with you!

You dumped your boyfriend? Move on, he only wants to stay friends because he still believes he can have sex with you! Actual Advice Mallard
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righty tighty lefty loosey

righty tighty lefty loosey Actual Advice Mallard
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Need a boost of confidence? Sit down in an engineering class.

Need a boost of confidence? Sit down in an engineering class. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wasting time buttoning your shirt crooked? Start from the bottom

Wasting time buttoning your shirt crooked? Start from the bottom Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are taking advice from a duck it's already too late

If you are taking advice from a duck it's already too late Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of explaining your mistake with 'I assumed,' Say 'I figured' That way it sounds like you put some thought into it.

Instead of explaining your mistake with 'I assumed,' Say 'I figured' That way it sounds like you put some thought into it. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're smoking weed in your dorm room and it smells, make some popcorn The butter from the popcorn will take over the smell of the weed and you'll have something to eat after you smoke

if you're smoking weed in your dorm room and it smells, make some popcorn The butter from the popcorn will take over the smell of the weed and you'll have something to eat after you smoke Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get fit? Exercise while you watch TV, and stop during commercials. You won't hate the commercials.

Want to get fit? Exercise while you watch TV, and stop during commercials. You won't hate the commercials. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you become homeless get a $40 costco membership: decent quality sample food for free all year

If you become homeless get a $40 costco membership: decent quality sample food for free all year Actual Advice Mallard
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