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Don't be a sneaky bastard and tell them the truth

Don't be a sneaky bastard and tell them the truth  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a horrible case of the hiccups? Take a small shot of lemon juice

Have a horrible case of the hiccups? Take a small shot of lemon juice  Actual Advice Mallard

If your getting relationship advise from a duck you might be crazy

If your getting relationship advise from a duck you might be crazy  Actual Advice Mallard

google the isbn number. most of the time the international edition is the same book but way cheaper.

google the isbn number. most of the time the international edition is the same book but way cheaper.  Actual Advice Mallard

You might get lucky, so Trim and file your beak.

You might get lucky, so Trim and file your beak.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're losing an argument "agree to disagree"

If you're losing an argument

get that sharp, high pitch ringing in you ear? just burp, length or magnitude doesnt matter. it will go away right after.

get that sharp, high pitch ringing in you ear? just burp, length or magnitude doesnt matter. it will go away right after.  Actual Advice Mallard

shaving in the shower? put a thin layer of soap on the mirror to prevent it from fogging up

shaving in the shower? put a thin layer of soap on the mirror to prevent it from fogging up  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have problems or dark secrets with your life try /r/offmychest, they have great people over there

If you have problems or dark secrets with your life try /r/offmychest, they have great people over there  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're thinking about marriage in college make sure you have lived with them first

If you're thinking about marriage in college  make sure you have lived with them first  Actual Advice Mallard
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