Actual Advice Mallard

If you've made a mistake with your print job Take out the paper

If you've made a mistake with your print job Take out the paper  Actual Advice Mallard

drive safely and use road etiquette even if there is not a girl in the car

drive safely and use road etiquette  even if there is not a girl in the car  Actual Advice Mallard

WANT TO get KARMA WITH R/MUSIC? Don't bother showing them anything but something everyone has ever heard of

WANT TO get KARMA WITH R/MUSIC? Don't bother showing them anything but something everyone has ever heard of  Actual Advice Mallard

Any man who claims he is 5'10" on an on-line dating profile is always 5'6" or shorter

Any man who claims he is 5'10

Don't date overweight women They're fat because of psychological issues

Don't date overweight women They're fat because of psychological issues  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to have a plumber come unclog your drains. Move your car across the street. They'll increase your bill if you have a nice car.

If you're going to have a plumber come unclog your drains.  Move your car across the street. They'll increase your bill if you have a nice car.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to save up for a lotto ticket you shouldn't be buying a lotto ticket

If you need to save up for a lotto ticket you shouldn't be buying a lotto ticket  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are selling something Don't put its description in quotes

If you are selling something
 Don't put its description in quotes  Actual Advice Mallard

When the drive-through at a fast food restaurant is backed up walking in won't be faster than waiting in the drive-through line

When the drive-through at a fast food restaurant is backed up walking in won't be faster than waiting in the drive-through line  Actual Advice Mallard

if you run out of drink at a restaurant slurp with your straw to let the waiter know you need a refill

if you run out of drink at a restaurant slurp with your straw to let the waiter know you need a refill  Actual Advice Mallard
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