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if you say that marijuana is illegal for racist reasons you're implying that black people can't keep their hands off it

if you say that marijuana is illegal for racist reasons you're implying that black people can't keep their hands off it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't feel bad for not being attracted to certain types of people. That's like shaming straight guy for not sucking dick.

Don't feel bad for not being attracted to certain types of people. That's like shaming straight guy for not sucking dick. Actual Advice Mallard
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Girls can be Bitches No matter how fat or skinny the are

Girls can be Bitches No matter how fat or skinny the are Actual Advice Mallard
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Bring an empty water bottle to the airport to fill up there so that you won't get boned by the ridiculous prices

Bring an empty water bottle to the airport to fill up there so that you won't get boned by the ridiculous prices Actual Advice Mallard
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Pretend a beer bottle is a penis and try to blow it You will learn how hard it is to give a blowjob

Pretend a beer bottle is a penis and try to blow it You will learn how hard it is to give a blowjob Actual Advice Mallard
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Never drive beside a Semi Truck Their tires could explode, and hit your car.

Never drive beside a Semi Truck Their tires could explode, and hit your car. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't get married Save on divorce costs later.

Don't get married Save on divorce costs later. Actual Advice Mallard
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instead of craigslist jobs try more solid, job specific sites like indeed

instead of craigslist jobs try more solid, job specific sites like indeed Actual Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend hits you, even once Ask him to pee on you, he will cum buckets

If your boyfriend hits you, even once Ask him to pee on you, he will cum buckets Actual Advice Mallard
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Make an account on Playstation.com So you can claim your username

Make an account on Playstation.com So you can claim your username Actual Advice Mallard
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