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If you want to stalk a girl, send a facebook friend request to her friend with the highest friend count and lowest security settings They will probably accept and you can spy on most of your target's info without arousing suspicion

If you want to stalk a girl, send a facebook friend request to her friend with the highest friend count and lowest security settings They will probably accept and you can spy on most of your target's info without arousing suspicion   Actual Advice Mallard

To remove most carpet stains Mix foamy shaving cream and rubbing alcohol, apply to stain and rub

To remove most carpet stains Mix foamy shaving cream and rubbing alcohol, apply to stain and rub  Actual Advice Mallard

Take old /r/LifeProTips post and use them in Actual Advice Mallard memes for karma

Take old /r/LifeProTips post and use them in Actual Advice Mallard memes for karma  Actual Advice Mallard

New to reddit? i'm the only animal that gives advice

New to reddit? i'm the only animal that gives advice  Actual Advice Mallard

Just don't litter Fuck you if you do

Just don't litter Fuck you if you do  Actual Advice Mallard

The more you masturbate on your own, the easier it is to orgasm during sex.

The more you masturbate on your own, the easier it is to orgasm during sex.   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't drink and smoke While you're pregant

Don't drink and smoke While you're pregant  Actual Advice Mallard

About to go to the Grocery Store Hungry? Masturbate first and see if it's still a good idea

About to go to the Grocery Store Hungry? Masturbate first and see if it's still a good idea  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't make a post on reddit about an issue in your life, Sort the issue out.

Don't make a post on reddit about an issue in your life, Sort the issue out.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never let your gf see your cellphone ever

Never let your gf see your cellphone ever  Actual Advice Mallard
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