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if she cheated with you she'll cheat on you

if she cheated with you she'll cheat on you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want him to put it in your butt just tell him that his penis is simply too big

If you don't want him to put it in your butt just tell him that his penis is simply too big Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't get a job because you have no experience make shit up. chances are they won't check.

If you can't get a job because you have no experience make shit up. chances are they won't check. Actual Advice Mallard
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Feeling cold in the morning? toss your pants in the dryer for a few minutes

Feeling cold in the morning? toss your pants in the dryer for a few minutes Actual Advice Mallard
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Asher Roth Says "when it comes to condoms, put 2 on" 2 condoms = twice as likely to tear as just 1

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to avoid the splatter while frying bacon place a colander upside down on the fry pan

to avoid the splatter while frying bacon place a colander upside down on the fry pan Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your older iphone to continue working properly DO NOT download the updates

If you want your older iphone to continue working properly DO NOT download the updates Actual Advice Mallard
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hide a sheet of toilet paper in the bathroom cabinet you never know when you will need extra

hide a sheet of toilet paper in the bathroom cabinet you never know when you will need extra Actual Advice Mallard
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To get free medical advice call a Walgreens pharmacist, they'll always answer your questions over the phone

To get free medical advice call a Walgreens pharmacist, they'll always answer your questions over the phone Actual Advice Mallard
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If your kid self-diagnoses depression, check into it, but don't overreact. THey're not a doctor.

If your kid self-diagnoses depression, check into it, but don't overreact. THey're not a doctor. Actual Advice Mallard
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