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Put down the bong And find a job

Put down the bong And find a job Actual Advice Mallard
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Find a talking duck

Find a talking duck Actual Advice Mallard
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can't get the ketchup out of the bottle? grab it by the bottom and swing it in circles the centrifugal force will bring all the remaining ketchup to the opening

can't get the ketchup out of the bottle? grab it by the bottom and swing it in circles the centrifugal force will bring all the remaining ketchup to the opening Actual Advice Mallard
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If your mascara smudges immediately after you sneeze wait five minutes for it to dry before you attempt to wipe it off. It will flake off instead of leaving you with a black eye.

If your mascara smudges immediately after you sneeze wait five minutes for it to dry before you attempt to wipe it off. It will flake off instead of leaving you with a black eye. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need separate trimmers for your balls and beard You either need to learn to wash your genitals or grow the fuck up

If you need separate trimmers for your balls and beard You either need to learn to wash your genitals or grow the fuck up Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop dating Skanks

Stop dating Skanks Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to see reddit pics larger by hovering over them with your mouse? Install swiftpreview

Want to see reddit pics larger by hovering over them with your mouse? Install swiftpreview Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of clicking "Start Menu -> Shut Down" with mouse you can press Win-D and Alt-F4 for shutting down your windows PC

Instead of clicking Shut Down" with mouse you can press Win-D and Alt-F4 for shutting down your windows PC Actual Advice Mallard">
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Before you ask me to fix something Check to make sure its plugged in.

Before you ask me to fix something Check to make sure its plugged in. Actual Advice Mallard
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Try to marry a man 5.16 years younger than you Statistically, you should die at the same time so you'll never have to live a day without him

Try to marry a man 5.16 years younger than you Statistically, you should die at the same time so you'll never have to live a day without him Actual Advice Mallard
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