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If you're ever a messenger and have to tell a rival king that you are waging war on him don't stand by the pit of death to do so

If you're ever a messenger and have to tell a rival king that you are waging war on him don't stand by the pit of death to do so Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're getting a tattoo just because it "looks cool", DOn't get a tattoo.

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People on the right have the right of way how do you not know this already?

People on the right have the right of way how do you not know this already? Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're bored on reddit try 'Random'

If you're bored on reddit try 'Random' Actual Advice Mallard
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Never handle a cut habanero pepper bare-handed and then finger a girl

Never handle a cut habanero pepper bare-handed and then finger a girl Actual Advice Mallard
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to save gas in a long drive thru line switch to neutral before you brake

to save gas in a long drive thru line switch to neutral before you brake Actual Advice Mallard
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Alternate between warm and cold water when you shower it will clean your circulatory system and improve lymphatic circulation, thereby increasing immune function

Alternate between warm and cold water when you shower it will clean your circulatory system and improve lymphatic circulation, thereby increasing immune function Actual Advice Mallard
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use a prepaid card when purchasing a product from an informercial most companies set up customers with an auto-shipment program and customer service is impossible to deal with.

use a prepaid card when purchasing a product from an informercial most companies set up customers with an auto-shipment program and customer service is impossible to deal with. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are an underage girl and can't hold your liquor don't drink at high school parties with no girlfriends

if you are an underage girl and can't hold your liquor don't drink at high school parties with no girlfriends Actual Advice Mallard
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If you enjoy masturbating Invest in some lube.

If you enjoy masturbating Invest in some lube. Actual Advice Mallard
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