Actual Advice Mallard

Want to feel epic and get work done? Listen to all of the Two Steps from hell albums on Spotify

Want to feel epic and get work done? Listen to all of the Two Steps from hell albums on Spotify  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to make the front page just keep on lurking and avoid disappointment

Don't try to make the front page just keep on lurking and avoid disappointment   Actual Advice Mallard

This is your weekend warning Mothers day is this weekend

This is your weekend warning  Mothers day is this weekend  Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T LISTEN TO DARK SIDE OF THE MOON WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP

DON'T LISTEN TO DARK SIDE OF THE MOON WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because you are in a crosswalk Does not mean every car can or will stop

Just because you are in a crosswalk  Does not mean every car can or will stop  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to know what your new SO is really capable of Talk to her ex

Want to know what your new SO is really capable of Talk to her ex  Actual Advice Mallard

Ask you sister's Boyfriend to help you move, right in front of her he will have to help or he'll look like a dickhead in front of his girlfriend

Ask you sister's Boyfriend to help you move, right in front of her  he will have to help or he'll look like a dickhead in front of his girlfriend   Actual Advice Mallard

Buy an extra present for your significant other, wrap it, and hide it. if you forget a birthday/anniversary/holiday until the last minute, you're covered.

Buy an extra present for your significant other, wrap it, and hide it. if you forget a birthday/anniversary/holiday until the last minute, you're covered.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you dislike something someone does, tell them. Because otherwise they'll keep doing it.

If you dislike something someone does, tell them. Because otherwise they'll keep doing it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Go directly to imgur or quickmeme while at work/school Most offices and/or schools don't block them even if they block reddit

Go directly to imgur or quickmeme while at work/school Most offices and/or schools don't block them even if they block reddit  Actual Advice Mallard
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