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Insert Something blatantly obvious

Insert  Something blatantly obvious  Actual Advice Mallard

tension between coworkers? Bring doughnuts

tension between coworkers? Bring doughnuts   Actual Advice Mallard

If someone sends you an annoying text message that should be forwarded to other people forward it back to them

If someone sends you an annoying text message that should be forwarded to other  people forward it back to them  Actual Advice Mallard

Make an account on Playstation.com So you can claim your username

Make an account on Playstation.com So you can claim
your username  Actual Advice Mallard

if you all stop hovering above the toilet seat there won't be any piss on it in the first place

if you all stop hovering above the toilet seat there won't be any piss on it in the first place  Actual Advice Mallard

stop taking pictures with the dead people at wakes it's not advice, but wtf you freaks. Stop it. It's nasty.

stop taking pictures with the dead people at wakes it's not advice, but wtf you freaks. Stop it. It's nasty.  Actual Advice Mallard

Order another basket of bread sticks before your meal comes Then ask for a bag to take the extra bread sticks home to have the next day

Order another basket of bread sticks before your meal comes Then ask for a bag to take the extra bread sticks home to have the next day  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't afford it Don't fucking buy it

If you can't afford it Don't fucking buy it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trying to quit smoking Don't start watching Mad Men

If you're trying to quit smoking Don't start watching Mad Men  Actual Advice Mallard

Pull your god-damned pants up Nobody wants to see your underwear

Pull your god-damned pants up Nobody wants to see your underwear  Actual Advice Mallard
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