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Never go against a Sicilian in a battle of wits when death is on the line

Never go against a Sicilian in a battle of wits when death is on the line Actual Advice Mallard
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Wait until the end of the day to buy new shoes That's when your feet are the most swollen and the shoes will fit best.

Wait until the end of the day to buy new shoes That's when your feet are the most swollen and the shoes will fit best. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to fantasize about winning the lottery in order to imagine happiness Then you need a new definition of happiness

If you need to fantasize about winning the lottery in order to imagine happiness Then you need a new definition of happiness Actual Advice Mallard
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If people are giving you a hard time in the comments on reddit chances are they're busting your chops. Calm down and laugh along.

If people are giving you a hard time in the comments on reddit chances are they're busting your chops. Calm down and laugh along. Actual Advice Mallard
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annoying itchy mosquito bites? put deodorant on them

annoying itchy mosquito bites? put deodorant on them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get a bug bite, resist the urge to scratch it. It will stop itching within a few minutes, and disappear soon after.

If you get a bug bite, resist the urge to scratch it. It will stop itching within a few minutes, and disappear soon after. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want half a cup of foam in your Cappuccino? Order a latte

Don't want half a cup of foam in your Cappuccino? Order a latte Actual Advice Mallard
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If you pick up girls while dressed well They will always expect you to dress well

If you pick up girls while dressed well They will always expect you to dress well Actual Advice Mallard
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If your partner never farts in front of you Do not ask her to marry you

If your partner never farts in front of you Do not ask her to marry you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you cant use wikipedia for sourcing in a paper check the annotations of the part you wana use, use the sources wikipedia has at the bottom

if you cant use wikipedia for sourcing in a paper check the annotations of the part you wana use, use the sources wikipedia has at the bottom Actual Advice Mallard
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