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If you want to interest women work out and eat right. Physical attractiveness indicates potential genetic health.

If you want to interest women work out and eat right. 
Physical attractiveness indicates potential genetic health.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your life is dependent on advice from this meme you live a sad, sad life

If your life is dependent on advice from this meme you live a sad, sad life  Actual Advice Mallard

Goodness is the only investment That never fails

Goodness is the only investment That never fails  Actual Advice Mallard

Never allow a picture to be taken of you with a drink in your hand

Never allow a picture to be taken of you with a drink in your hand  Actual Advice Mallard

Put your e-mail on your luggage tag The airline will have an easier time finding you to return it if it gets lost

Put your e-mail on your luggage tag The airline will have an easier time finding you to return it if it gets lost  Actual Advice Mallard

Along with your decoy wallet, also carry a decoy decoy wallet when the robber checks for the second wallet, give them the other decoy

Along with your decoy wallet, also carry a decoy decoy wallet when the robber checks for the second wallet, give them the other decoy  Actual Advice Mallard

Before you throw out your couch take inventory of all your remote controls

Before you throw out your couch take inventory of all your remote controls  Actual Advice Mallard

Remember who your Real friends are Just because I can't surf doesn't mean I'm not awesome too

Remember who your Real friends are Just because I can't surf doesn't mean I'm not awesome too  Actual Advice Mallard

Browse the internet using a VPN and a separate browser. Or, just don't go to NSFW sites.

Browse the internet using a VPN and a separate browser.  Or, just don't go to NSFW sites.  Actual Advice Mallard

first year of college? read all of the "college freshman" memes to know what not to do.

first year of college? read all of the
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