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You're less likely to eat junk food if it's not in your home Substitute with fruits and vegetables when shopping

You're less likely to eat junk food if it's not in your home Substitute with fruits and vegetables when shopping Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're about to cook rice rinse the rice with cold water until the water is relatively clear.

If you're about to cook rice rinse the rice with cold water until the water is relatively clear. Actual Advice Mallard
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use a trackball for your work computer it is ergonomically superior to a mouse and will dissuade others from using your computer

use a trackball for your work computer it is ergonomically superior to a mouse and will dissuade others from using your computer Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are having trouble meeting people at parties Pick up smoking weed. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting

If you are having trouble meeting people at parties Pick up smoking weed. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to stay awake for whatever reason but don't want to use caffeine? Get around a gallon of water and drink it at a steady pace. Your reoccurring need to urinate will naturally keep you up.

Need to stay awake for whatever reason but don't want to use caffeine? Get around a gallon of water and drink it at a steady pace. Your reoccurring need to urinate will naturally keep you up. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never use sarcasm on people you don't know If they don't get it, they will think you're rude and will not like you

Never use sarcasm on people you don't know If they don't get it, they will think you're rude and will not like you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are getting passed by cars on the right in Australia you are probably in the correct lane

if you are getting passed by cars on the right in Australia you are probably in the correct lane Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are the only girl at a party Call your friends, tell them to come

if you are the only girl at a party Call your friends, tell them to come Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get stuck in an avalanche Pass urine. It will melt the snow around you and tell you which way is up

If you get stuck in an avalanche Pass urine. It will melt the snow around you and tell you which way is up Actual Advice Mallard
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Lying down on your bed is a very good way to get the change out of your pocket

Lying down on your bed is a very good way to get the change out of your pocket Actual Advice Mallard
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