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circle the answer you think is correct when you ask them you can tell by their reaction if you're right or wrong

circle the answer you think is correct when you ask them you can tell by their reaction if you're right or wrong  Actual Advice Mallard

get back to work

 get back to work  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want morning sex Make her breakfast in bed

If you want morning sex Make her breakfast in bed  Actual Advice Mallard

If you think your kid is smoking cigarettes or drugs, smell their fingers They are less likely to wash their hands than use mouthwash

If you think your kid is smoking cigarettes or drugs, smell their fingers They are less likely to wash their hands than use mouthwash  Actual Advice Mallard

Put a 20 dollar bill in your winter coat pocket when spring arrives You`ll probably forget about it and have a nice discovery when winter returns

Put a 20 dollar bill in your winter coat pocket when spring arrives You`ll probably forget about it and have a nice discovery when winter returns  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't eat too much Fiber one bars on an empty stomach unless if you like to smell your own fart all day

Don't eat too much Fiber one bars on an empty stomach  unless if you like to smell your own fart all day   Actual Advice Mallard

when posting on reddit reply to a lot of comments because people always upvote the op

when posting on reddit reply to a lot of comments because people always upvote the op  Actual Advice Mallard

Want an easy way to wake up in the morning? Start Redditing on your phone.

Want an easy way to wake up in the morning? Start Redditing on your phone.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you leave men subtle hints We will also misinterpret them

If you leave men subtle hints We will also misinterpret them  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't make hints subtle

 Don't make hints subtle  Actual Advice Mallard
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