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Hug your girlfriend every day She will appreciate it

Hug your girlfriend every day She will appreciate it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are socially awkward claim to be British people will think you're charmingly eccentric

If you are socially awkward claim to be British people will think you're charmingly eccentric Actual Advice Mallard
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if you tend to get irritation when shaving use a single blade razor an clean it with rubbing alcohol you will get less ingrown hairs and irritation

if you tend to get irritation when shaving use a single blade razor an clean it with rubbing alcohol you will get less ingrown hairs and irritation Actual Advice Mallard
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If you change the time on all your clocks before you go to sleep You're not going to have a bad time tomorrow morning

If you change the time on all your clocks before you go to sleep You're not going to have a bad time tomorrow morning Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to wake up early the next morning drink tons of water before you sleep, your need to pee will help you get up

If you need to wake up early the next morning drink tons of water before you sleep, your need to pee will help you get up Actual Advice Mallard
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Close your eyes before turning off the lights your eyes will adjust to the dark much faster

Close your eyes before turning off the lights your eyes will adjust to the dark much faster Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of just shaking your wang, reach under your balls and pull upward a few times It is much more efficient at getting all the extra drips out

Instead of just shaking your wang, reach under your balls and pull upward a few times It is much more efficient at getting all the extra drips out Actual Advice Mallard
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don't follow the advice of anyone lacking proof of fruition you can't see if the advice pans out in a positive or negative direction

don't follow the advice of anyone lacking proof of fruition you can't see if the advice pans out in a positive or negative direction Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need a good lubricant use whipped cream. it works great for hand jobs and tastes good for blow jobs.

If you need a good lubricant use whipped cream. it works great for hand jobs and tastes good for blow jobs. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to be on the frontpage? Take a meme from the frontpage and [fix] it

Want to be on the frontpage? Take a meme from the frontpage and [fix] it Actual Advice Mallard
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