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Wash your dick or fanny before and after sex. Nothing is more gross than an unclean partner

Wash your dick or fanny before and after sex. Nothing is more gross than an unclean partner Actual Advice Mallard
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If you expect a novel life Spend your time writing it and not reading it

If you expect a novel life Spend your time writing it and not reading it Actual Advice Mallard
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Make a private subreddit for co-workers or your study group Sharing relevant links help mix productivity and procrastination

Make a private subreddit for co-workers or your study group Sharing relevant links help mix productivity and procrastination Actual Advice Mallard
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Good deeds go a long way be patient it might just pay off at some point

Good deeds go a long way be patient it might just pay off at some point Actual Advice Mallard
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Every table at the library occupied? Bring a power strip. They'll make plenty of room for you

Every table at the library occupied? Bring a power strip. They'll make plenty of room for you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to improve the quality of your favorite sub-reddit Turn your browser selection to new and upvote whatever you wish to have greater visibility

If you want to improve the quality of your favorite sub-reddit Turn your browser selection to new and upvote whatever you wish to have greater visibility Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of using aftershave use acne pads

Instead of using aftershave use acne pads Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to wake up to bacon and a blowjob? Pretend to sleep talk about your girlfriend

Want to wake up to bacon and a blowjob? Pretend to sleep talk about your girlfriend Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to leave a comment on an article Don't link your fucking facebook account

If you're going to leave a comment on an article Don't link your fucking facebook account Actual Advice Mallard
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Shave your balls before valentines day If something goes wrong you'll have time to heal

Shave your balls before valentines day If something goes wrong you'll have time to heal Actual Advice Mallard
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