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thinking about clicking on a nsfw link? Make sure it's not in /r/wtf

thinking about clicking on a nsfw link? Make sure it's not in /r/wtf  Actual Advice Mallard

Broken pants zipper? attach a key ring to the ziper and hook it on the button

Broken pants zipper? attach a key ring to the ziper and hook it on the button  Actual Advice Mallard

Want free karma? Post a car crash or road rage gif with "russia" in the title

Want free karma? Post a car crash or road rage gif with

if you wish you were taller take a walk around your local china-town

if you wish you were taller take a walk around your local china-town  Actual Advice Mallard

buying 100 calorie packs is a great idea but it doesn't help if you eat five packs in one sitting

buying 100 calorie packs is a great idea but it doesn't help if you eat five packs in one sitting  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't have anything nice to say about a woman's personality, compliment her clothes You'll get away with making back handed compliments all the time

If you don't have anything nice to say about a woman's personality, compliment her clothes You'll get away with making back handed compliments all the time  Actual Advice Mallard

Mother's Day Is this Sunday.

Mother's Day  Is this Sunday.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't make decisions when you're sad... or when you're happy

Don't make decisions when you're sad... or when you're happy  Actual Advice Mallard

take down your fucking christmas lights

take down your fucking christmas lights  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want someone to help you in a retail store Be nice, no one wants to help someone thats rude

If you want someone to help you in a retail store Be nice, no one wants to help someone thats rude  Actual Advice Mallard
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