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If you look carefully my beak is a dog mask

If you look carefully my beak is a dog mask Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't stop homosexual duck necrophilia Write a paper about it

Don't stop homosexual duck necrophilia Write a paper about it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see a guy rub the bottom of his forearm. He probably has a boner

If you see a guy rub the bottom of his forearm. He probably has a boner Actual Advice Mallard
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if a girl is cheating on her boyfriend with you Don't ever date that bitch

if a girl is cheating on her boyfriend with you Don't ever date that bitch Actual Advice Mallard
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Trying to sleep with a noisy neighbor? turn on a fan. The ambient noise will drown it out. We only wake up if sound changes

Trying to sleep with a noisy neighbor? turn on a fan. The ambient noise will drown it out. We only wake up if sound changes Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're going in an area with a high chance of being pick pocketed place your valuables in an empty drink cup with a lid and straw.

if you're going in an area with a high chance of being pick pocketed place your valuables in an empty drink cup with a lid and straw. Actual Advice Mallard
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listen to music with lyrics as you try to fall asleep the familiar words will keep your mind from racing and relax you

listen to music with lyrics as you try to fall asleep the familiar words will keep your mind from racing and relax you Actual Advice Mallard
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the week before an exam is the best time to talk to girls in your class starting up a conversation about studying in a group is easier than asking out them out on a date

the week before an exam is the best time to talk to girls in your class starting up a conversation about studying in a group is easier than asking out them out on a date Actual Advice Mallard
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If ever you do something embarrassing forget about it and move on that's what everybody else will do

If ever you do something embarrassing forget about it and move on that's what everybody else will do Actual Advice Mallard
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When eating liquids in a deep bowl Turn the spoon upside down so it doesnt slide into the bowl

When eating liquids in a deep bowl Turn the spoon upside down so it doesnt slide into the bowl Actual Advice Mallard
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