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Want to get lucky on valentines day Leave reddit and get a girlfriend

Want to get lucky on valentines day Leave reddit and get a girlfriend  Actual Advice Mallard

want to be a nice guy? don't expect sex in return for being a decent human being

want to be a nice guy? don't expect sex in return for being a decent human being  Actual Advice Mallard

What's the difference between your mother and a duck with a cold? One's a sick duck and the other sucks dick.

What's the difference between your mother and a duck with a cold?  One's a sick duck and the other sucks dick.   Actual Advice Mallard

Want a better chance to get karma? click the subreddit you want to post to, and make sure there are a lot of users there when you post.

Want a better chance to get karma? click the subreddit you want to post to, and make sure there are a lot of users there when you post.    Actual Advice Mallard

after being on antibiotics for a few days, you shouldn't trust that its only a fart.

after being on antibiotics for a few days, you shouldn't trust that its only a fart.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want karma complain about how hard it is to get karma

if you want karma complain about how hard it is to get karma  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have something you want to get off your chest Don't use Confession bear use /r/offmychest

If you have something you want to get off your chest Don't use Confession bear      use /r/offmychest  Actual Advice Mallard

When shopping online, before you check out Google search "Promo Codes for [website]" to save some extra cash

When shopping online, before you check out Google search

Brush your teeth on while browsing reddit you will go past 2 minutes

Brush your teeth on while browsing reddit you will go past 2 minutes  Actual Advice Mallard

When trying to study, type up your notes Then have your computer read them back to you

When trying to study, type up your notes  Then have your computer read them back to you  Actual Advice Mallard
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