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If you're a bachelor, keep spare toothbrushes Not only will your date find you to be thoughtful, but her mouth won't taste like tobacco and vodka.

If you're a bachelor, keep spare toothbrushes Not only will your date find you to be thoughtful, but her mouth won't taste like tobacco and vodka. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a lock on your phone and love to drink... You're gunna end up losing your phone WRITE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS ON THE BACK OF YOUR PHONE. Believe it or not, there are are still kind people in world that will return it.

If you have a lock on your phone and love to drink... You're gunna end up losing your phone WRITE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS ON THE BACK OF YOUR PHONE. Believe it or not, there are are still kind people in world that will return it. Actual Advice Mallard
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be home before 11:00

be home before 11:00 Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are a male under the age of 25 You are at a significantly elevated risk of paralyzing yourself in a diving accident -- especially if you are an athlete

If you are a male under the age of 25 You are at a significantly elevated risk of paralyzing yourself in a diving accident -- especially if you are an athlete Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are unhappy with your life do something about it

if you are unhappy with your life do something about it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't mind reposts because you haven't seen them Just browse r/new

If you don't mind reposts because you haven't seen them Just browse r/new Actual Advice Mallard
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floss, and visit your dentist regularly poor oral hygiene can cause halitosis, but you can't smell your own breath, and your friends are too polite to say anything

floss, and visit your dentist regularly poor oral hygiene can cause halitosis, but you can't smell your own breath, and your friends are too polite to say anything Actual Advice Mallard
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Never depend on your dog to protect you If it hasn't been properly trained how to

Never depend on your dog to protect you If it hasn't been properly trained how to Actual Advice Mallard
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If your sentence starts with "I'm sorry but..." You probably shouldn't keep talking

If your sentence starts with
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Penis size doesn't really matter If you can part your hair with your tongue

Penis size doesn't really matter If you can part your hair with your tongue Actual Advice Mallard
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